Dear Allergy Season,

Please stop. I can't take it anymore. I can't breathe and neither can my son. Everytime it rains you make it extremely evident to me that there are gallons of pollen in the air which cause me not to be able to hear because my hears are so stopped up, not to be able to eat because I can't take taste anything, and not to be able to see because I keep rubbing my eyes and fighting through the tears that stream from them because they are so IRRITATED!!!! I'm tired of the nose bleeds and the sore throats. I'm tired of constantly flusing out my sinuses with a squirt bottle. I do believe that Zyrtec owes their entire existance to me. PLEASE go away. PLEASE leave me alone. I can't take you anymore, and neither can the skin under my eyes. In return for your prompt departure, I promise to sneeze, cough and wipe my eyes at least once everyday in homage to your greatness. I'm begging you. Please. On my knees...